Thursday, December 20, 2007

Neb Leaves A Legacy

Neb will leave us tomorrow in a most unprecedented fashion-- in a super tight Nike Swift Suite and a Jive megaphone while I play "Momma Said Knock You Out" by L.L. Cool J.

"He's a tender yet deadly coder-- kind of like the IceMan" said Corey who doesn't follow basketball and yet makes correlations based shallow facts.

"I find it very interesting that Neb is making a move before the Iowa caucuses" said Andrew Crawford who spends a majority of his time in chaos theory. Personally, I think he read Freakonomics and is trying to apply it to everything including his Nagios scripts.

Jive is definitely getting a superstar. We never had to use Wikipedia or Google while Neb was here. He will certainly be missed...

6 comments:

nebiyu said...

I'm touched...

Though I'd rather be accompanied by my real theme music, "Champion" by Buju Banton

Anil Shenoy said...

We'll miss you Neb... [:(]...

Missus D said...

That's awesome :) We're looking forward to having Neb join Jive!

Unknown said...

And all of the women in ITC wept. It was a beautiful and emotional day for everyone.

Can someone please keep an eye on Ken?

Plarkqwit said...

A sad day for BNX. We are going to miss Neb. Let's just say that he was a big part of our success.

Anonymous said...

Neb is moving from the strip-mall to the big city. Our advice: stay away from unsavory women, strong spirits and rock and / or roll.