Monday, December 18, 2006

Jeremy Leaves a Legacy

Some questions are better left unanswered like "Does Jeremy have a legitimate contract?" or "Why is Jeremy wearing a half shirt?"

Jeremy may have the longest contract that anyone has ever heard of. "He's like Rumsfeld" said an ex-contractor turned Home Depot isle 14 specialist-- Corey Leder. Leder is working on a blog that gets about 2 hits a year titled "State of Total Denial" which is about how he got ignored and mistreated during his tenure on BNX.

Like Lance Armstrong, Jeremy is now racing against himself. "He brings a lot to the table and he's worth every peso" said a Kelly recruiting representative.

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