Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Kerri Returns

It's still a mystery what happened the icy morning of "The Fall". We now know that there were 2 Good Samaritans plus a Henchmen holding a wrench who helped Kerri survive. What we don't know is what exactly happened.

"She got pushed" said a Beaverton Toyota representative who has FTP only access to BrandnetX. Other's think Exxon Mobil may have been drilling for oil at the exact location where Kerri fell.

All these speculations lead me to believe that someone is lying. I think Nigel Powers said it best. "There are 2 things I hate in this world. Those who hate other people for their countries and the Dutch."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good - we needed a new drama queen!

Anonymous said...

Exxon could not be reached for a comment but an oil covered owl was heard whispering, 'Whooooooooooo did it?'

Anonymous said...

It was all a ploy by Kerri to avoid work BNX during the critical "Go-Live" days.