Not Yet a Woman

Tears flushed down like the Niagra as Andrew "Co-dependent" Crawford left the SAR's room for the last time while Britney Spears' "Not Yet A Woman" played softly in the background. "He's a very emotional being" quoted Pete "Pistachio" Hensing.

We leave behind an empty yet most disease infested room which makes a college dorm room look like a sanctuary.

Pat Helberg's team will forever be remembered as "the neighbors that had a unique way of showing they cared." True, we never hugged but I think we got close.